Dinner conversation

So a horse walks into the bar.  The bartender says, why the long face?

OK, maybe not, so which was better, the ketchup or pumpkin pie with cool whip?

 I think the pie.   (Disclaimer, this eating style was learned by watching Logan's dogs, and not us.)
Ymmm   good to the last drop, or lick.  We told him he did not have to eat it all, but he did anyway.